● MZNN LIVE BREAKING: AUDIENCE REPORTEDLY UNABLE TO LOOK AWAY CYBORG CEO DENIES BEING CYBORG, WINKS IN 4K RATINGS UP 666% — EXPERTS AGREE EVERYTHING IS FINE NEW STUDY: YOUR FACE MAY BE A MASK MOON NOW 40% MORE CRIMSON, OFFICIALS "MONITORING" ● MZNN LIVE BREAKING: AUDIENCE REPORTEDLY UNABLE TO LOOK AWAY CYBORG CEO DENIES BEING CYBORG, WINKS IN 4K RATINGS UP 666% — EXPERTS AGREE EVERYTHING IS FINE NEW STUDY: YOUR FACE MAY BE A MASK MOON NOW 40% MORE CRIMSON, OFFICIALS "MONITORING"

NOW BROADCASTING — CH 03 — 01:58 RUNTIME

MEDIA
ZOMBIES

★ AN EPIC OF POETIC PROPORTION$ ★ a Figaro Greenwald picture

FEED STATUS: COMPROMISED // SIGNAL ORIGIN: SHENANIGANS DISTRICT // THREAT LEVEL: PRIME TIME

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CH 03 // MZNNSIGNAL: STRONG
Still frame from the MEDIA ZOMBIES music video
MEDIA ZOMBIES — OFFICIAL VIDEO00:00 / 01:58

The evening news,
but it bites back

Two minutes inside a city where the anchors smile too wide, the boardroom glows hologram-cyan, and the guy ripping his own face off on Fifth Street might have a point.

Written by Figaro Greenwald (SEXY SEX). Animated in full neon-rot glory. Best consumed after midnight with the lights off and the volume wrong.

Field Notes From The Feed

05 TRANSMISSIONS LOGGED
01 00:10 The Title Card Chrome letters the size of buildings against a dark red sky. The B-movie promise is made — and kept.
02 00:28 The Cyborg Boardroom A skeletal executive presides over a holographic table. Quarterly numbers are up. Humanity is down.
03 01:26 The Broadcast A too-bright news desk cuts through the grime. Red graphics. Blue background. Nothing to see here.
04 01:48 Outside Shenanigans Rain-slicked pavement, magenta neon, one very large man standing over one very broken machine.
05 01:52 The Reveal A slow push-in. A face comes off. What grins underneath was there the whole time.
Shenanigans

CORNER OF 5TH & NOWHERE — OPEN ALL NIGHT — CYBORGS DRINK FREE ON TUESDAYS

MZNN — Action News At 11
“We now return to your regularly scheduled programming. Please remain seated. Please remain watching. Please remain.” — TOM STATIC, SENIOR ANCHOR (UNIT #7734)
DEVELOPING LOCAL MAN TEARS OFF FACE, NEIGHBORS SAY HE "SEEMED NORMAL" SHENANIGANS BAR REOPENS AFTER "INCIDENT" BOARDROOM APPROVES MORE BOARDROOM DEVELOPING LOCAL MAN TEARS OFF FACE, NEIGHBORS SAY HE "SEEMED NORMAL" SHENANIGANS BAR REOPENS AFTER "INCIDENT" BOARDROOM APPROVES MORE BOARDROOM